Mormons ate Miracle Whip. Catholics ate mayonnaise. This was one of many differences between the 2 religions I noticed growing up in Salt Lake City.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that a Mormons were an alien race from a fifties sci-fi film.— Katherine
- I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia
- I thought that veruca salt was green salt— Ninny
- I used to think that salt grew on salt trees.Anon
- I used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was actually "Mad-Miracle Man"— Missy
- When I was little I believed Catholics said, Hell Mary's over a Rosary.— Mares