When I was a kid I believed the phrase "the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was suggesting that you bypass the ribcage and sternum by going through the stomach and reaching up when you rip a man's heart out
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- I used to think that if you eat pig heart, you could grow another heart and be twice as healthier. Anon
- When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.— Allison
- I used to believed that when I went to sleep my heart took a rest too, and didn't pump at all while I slept.— Lara
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine