When I was a kid grown-ups always told me to drink my milk because it would make my muscles grow. I wanted big Popeye arms, so I would swallow my milk on the right side of my mouth for my right arm and the left side of my mouth for the left arm.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- I used to believe that when you died no matter what your tongue hung out the side of your mouth. Anon
- that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milkAnon
- My friend told me you have to drink milk to get boobs LOOL— Roxanne
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I was told that if you sleep on your back you swallow your tongue...I have been sleeping on my side ever since— scotty la