I used to think the phrase "point of view" was actually "point of you." Since it sounds so similar, nobody noticed until I was about 12.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that if you point at a graveyard, it would point back!!(whatever that meant)— scary ashley
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- Never point at a grave, if you do your finger will rot off.— KL.R
- I used to believe that there was an actual point where I became a grownup.Anon
- I used to think that any number with a decimal point in it was HUGE.— sm
- I used to beleive that when you point you kill the fairys— Miss. Understood