When I was very small I thought that when a couple got married they had to have sex in the church during the ceremony! My only knowlege of sex was from watching dogs mate so I thought the bride dropped to her hands and knees and the reason for the long train on the dress was to covet up the "action".whenever we were invited to a wedding I would cry hysterically out of embarressment so I never went to a wedding and found out I was wrong for years.
A childhood belief about marriage
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- My sister's friend thought cats were just small dogs when she was younger.— Richard Davies
- For some reason, I used to believe that women only got raped on train tracks.
— Jessica Tinch - I used to think that when a couple got married and went on their honeymoon, they took a vacation to the moon.— Jen
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo