I used to believe that my mind would at some point kick into "auto-drive", and I would be just like everyone else. Every year it didn't happen I thought for sure the next year.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - I use to believe that everyone in Florida didn't go to school because it was warm all year around.— Julia
- i used to think that if i didn't celebrate my birthday each year my younger sister would catch up with me— q
- My friend's sister used to think the auto pilot on a plane was an inflatable man like the one in Airplane!— Richard Davies
- when I was about 7 I thought that aliens hid under my bed. I wouldn'd sleep in my bed for a whole year!— *Rachel*
- When I was nine, I thought two eleven-year-olds could get married.Anon