my 4 year old brother once saw my 5 year old sister peeing and, since he didn't know that girls did not have a penis, asked his mom "why is she peeing from her butt?"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- I used to belive that boy's peniuses were for peeing on spider webs, so they wouldn't scare girls— StarTrekFreak
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days— Master P
- i used to think when i was like 5 or 6 that a leprechaun would crawl up into me when i was peeing.— anonymous