I'm female, and once upon a time I thought a penis was the size of a finger, flimsy and skinny.
I became terrified of them when I realized they were much bigger than that...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I used to believe that the "booger man" was a tall skinny guy that was covered in boogersAnon
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused
- I used to believe that every time you had sex your penis would get ywice as big.Anon