my mom used to tell mr that if i ate my oatmeal, that my boobs would get big and i believed it until i was about 15 when it wasnt working.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Little Debbie put her boogers in her oatmeal piesAnon
- My family told me that if I ate uncooked oatmeal that it would swell up and my stomach would explode.— david
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.— Emily
- My niece believed that the longer I breastfed my baby the smaller my boobs would get. She was 4 at the time.— M
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire