When I was a child, my friend told me that God can change me from a girl to a boy. I resented God for this and to this day I have rejected any belief in Christianity.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- After watching Dr Who I thought that cow-pats were rejected Dalek brains.— Middbo
- When I was younger, I think i can change my brother with a friend— Mbaclé du 55
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg