I knew that only women had babies, and that babies were inside the mother upside-down, so I believed that the woman's breasts were the baby's feet sticking out.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.— Emily
- When my sister was little, she believed that women had babies and men had poodles!— Sarah P
- I used to believe that babies came from between/underneath the breasts.Anon
- when i was 10 years old i believed that women who had twin babies had slept with 2 menAnon
- I believed (thanks to my mum) that babies grew on "baby trees" and simply 'fell off' when they were ripe!!!— Stace