When I was seven a friend told me that the sea was salty because the sea was salty because the first man threw a LARGE bag of Fritos into it.She was absolutely convinced this was the truth and seemed to think I was unreligious to question her.I guess Adam owned a Frito factory in Eden.
A childhood belief about salt

others believed things like this
- I used to believe I had a guardian angel named Salty... Salty because I didn't know if it was a boy or a girlAnon
- I used to think that pickles grew naturally in the sea, and that's why the water in the jar was so salty.Anon
- when i was a child (of course)i used to believe that the sea is salty because God throws bags of salt into it.— Kafka
- When I was a child, I used to believe that adding sugar would lower the over-salty taste of a meal.— Francois
- The two people in the Garden Of Eden were named "Adamandeve" and "Eve"Anon
- Anytime you had a question (any question at all) you just called the president.— Erin