My husband found a (unopened) condom in his parents' room and when he asked what it was his dad told him it was ear medicine. lol
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- I used to honestly think that Smarties were medicine.Anon
- My auntie was told by her husband that glacia cherries were made of seaweed, she wouldnt eat them for years. — emma
- I used to believe that Viagra was another kind of allergy medicine.— RandomPerson0008
- I thought Tic-Tacs were medicine until I was 11 years old.Anon
- I used to think that when doctors didn't want to prescribe you medicine, they'd give you a gazebo.— JD