I thought that scone was slang for snow cone so I begged my mom for one at an outdoor fair. I was very disappointed to receive a cookie instead of shaved ice.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i was convinced that snow was pink, i was devastated the first i saw real snow.Anon
- For whatever reason, I thought that grass was slang for tobacco rather than marijuana.Anon
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I used to think Cockneys only ever talked in rhyming slang.Anon
- "Chassis" is slang for a woman's body, especially her genitalia.
— Siddharth Mehrotra - I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen