When i was like 10 i truly, honestly, believed with all my heart that Elvis lived in my bathtub and he would come out and play with me sometimes.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- When I was young, I honestly believed that I would die before I reached high school. Anon
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.— Allison
- I used to think that if you eat pig heart, you could grow another heart and be twice as healthier. Anon