When I was a child I used to believe that Italian was the only spoken language in the world and foreign songs were sung using invented words without meaning.
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to believe that URDU is the most spoken language in the world Anon
- I used to believe that Spanish and Italian were the same language;Spanish was for boys and Italian for girlsAnon
- When I was little, I used to think that Latin was wriiten because it wasn't a spoken language!!!— Stupid Gal
- I used to think that foreign people coughed and sneezed in a different language.— Even more stupid
- I used to believe, that I am able to speak every foreign language only by learning "their" alphabet.— matej
- I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of— Molly