When ever I like a guy, I will tell him, "I'm going to fart.". And I do. If he runs- bye bye- if not, he get's laid.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - When I was 7 my brother told me that when the space of the computer runs out it will explode.— Sam
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - When I was little I believed rabbits laid eggs. Anon
- The Easter Bunny laid eggsAnon