I used to misread "serve chilled" as "serve child" on lemonade bottles. I thought lemonade was made for kids so it was a serving suggestion.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that the moon was made of cheese
Anon - I had tinnitus as a child and used to believe that it was the sound that the devil made when he was closeby— Helen