I used to believe that if your parents kiss you on the forehead and say "You won't get older" Well, you know. You wont get older!
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- I thought that Dad's were always older then Mom's, come to find out my mom is a few months older than my dad.— Nicole
- I thought my grandad would get older, so I asked him 'What do you want to be when you're older?'.— Afterlife Dreamin'
- I used 2 beleive yer @$$ was yer foreheadAnon
- I used to believe that the wrinkles on my dad's forehead were his feelings.— Suzy