my boyfriend said that when he was little he used to think that sex was two people's bums kissing. (when i asked him what was supposed to come after that, he said he never figured it out past that part!)
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When i was little i used to think that my foot was a "naughty part" that no one else was supposed to see.Anon
- I used to believe that the way people got pregnant was by kissing. NOT THE OTHER THING...— Sandra
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- i used to believe that babies were made out of spit from people kissing too much, lol.— ecila
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon