When I was little my grandfather told me that my cousin was in a private school. I was so confused. If it was private, how did he know?
Yes, I was the kid that took everything literally
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon