When I was in 5th grade our teacher went around the room asking us our religious beliefs. Well, I was the only one in my class who wasn't catholic and when it came my turn I told her "I'm Prostitute" and when she looked at me in disbelief I continued by saying "It's true, ask my mom, she's one too!"
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- my nana told my brother that if he continued sucking his thumb, it would turn into a matchstick. — tracy g
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon