My mom was having a party for people she worked with, I was about 9 years old. She was telling me about all of her co-workers coming over so I asked her "are we gonna have Orgies?" Well, my mom just about dropped her jaw and practically washed my mouth out with soap. "Where did you learn that word!?" she said with a rather harsh tone so now I'm practically in tears and in defense replied.. "THE LITTLE HOT DOGS WITH THE TOOTHPICKS IN 'EM MOM!"
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- If you had a mouth ulcer it's because you've been telling lies.— David Smithers
- I used to beleive in stores that were open 24/7 , that the people that worked there worked 24/7 nonstop.Anon
- I once asked my mom when our cat would learn how to talk.— jenny zych
- I used belive when all the people were out of the house. All the inanimmate objects would have a party.— tracy
- i thought hot dogs were made from real dogs and sum tasted good sum didnt.— Wayne