When I was a kid someone told me that if you farted underwater, the bubbles would make you explode.
I never farted underwater...
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that pools had underwater doors that sharks were going to swim out of.— marky
- When I was little and farted in bed my mum told me to "take big sniffs - it will soon go away" yuk.Anon
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae