When I was five years old, my mom had a copy of a book titled "What Was Good About Today?" I thought the title meant that "Good" was the name of a TV show and that the author was asking what that day's episode was about.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I thought that a person's motorskills meant how good they were at driving!Anon
- I thought when someone was described as being "mild-mannered" it meant they didn't have very good manners— Samilton Duerheiser
- When I used to see a sign saying "Littering Fine" I thought they meant if you littered REAL GOOD!— Lou V.
- I used to think that if a movie was advertised on the side of a bus, that meant it was really good. — Aretia
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William