I thought if you could get arrested if you sneezed on a restaurant employee. So when I sneezed on an employee at mcdonalds, I started screaming that I didn't want to get want to get arrested for sneezing and I started hiding under the table so I wouldn't get in trouble
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that you would get arrested if you didn't swing your arms when you walked in publicAnon
- When I was a kid I thought that when tornado/twisters were what happened when God sneezed.— Not In Kansas Anymore
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon
- I used to think when somebody sneezed you were supposed to say 'Gableshew'.— gablesh
- I used to believe that if you sneezed with your eyes open you would die!— Becky