As a kid, i believed that chocolate was made from poop and that's why i wouldn't eat it
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- I used to believe that Skor chocolate bar was only made for grown ups and if I ate it I'd die. — Tammy
- I used to ask my dad this: "Dad, are black people made out of chocolate?"— Ai
- When i was little i used to think black people were made out of chocolate.Anon
- i used to believe that white chocolate was made from lobstersAnon