I thought the lyrics to Changes by David Bowie specifically the second verse "I watch the ripples change their size but never leave the stream of warm impermanence" as "I watch the nipples change their size but never leave the stream, I want another sandwich"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the stars change their size because every day born one— Mariela
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- Because of a commercial I seen on tv, I thought the whole world was the size of the of the U.S.— Paulette
- When i was younger i thought germs and bacteria were the same size as me— Tasha
- From a misunderstanding, I thought everyone’s ears were the same size.— Enrico