When I first heard the song "Feliz Navidad", I had no idea that it's a Spanish phrase, so I thought it was actually something like "At least knock me down"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Cirque Du Soleil was spanish because when I was younger, I heard it as "Circtus. Olay!"— me
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I used to believe that Spanish and Italian were the same language;Spanish was for boys and Italian for girlsAnon
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- i thought that the phrase "jet lag" was actually "jet leg" until i was 17...— truffles
- Until about 2nd grade, I thought they spoke Spanish in China.Anon