I thought that sex was when two people put on the same pair of pants, one person in each leg. Needless to say, weight loss commercials were absolutely scandalous.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to believe that Alexander Graham Bell was not just one person. I thought that they were three people!— J.D.
- when i was little, i thought that a con artist was a person that painted pictures of people commiting crimes— kimkim
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- When I was younger I thought that if I ate Gusher's, my head would turn into fruit, like in the commercialsAnon