I used to think that my female cat wanted to be a human man. I used to say that she had 'a mannish look about her'. I have no idea why.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave