I used to believe that sex had something to do with the long chrome handles on public urinals, and that they would go into your butt, and make your butt cheeks blow up like balloons - not round balloons, but long carnival balloons. Picture people with 4 foot long buttocks sticking straight out the back of them. Don't ask me how this really related to sex, but I was sure this was it for a long time.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I thought the stars in the sky at night, were the balloons people let go.— Lisa
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- I used to let go all my balloons so my great grandma would get it in heaven— lissa
- I used to believe that condoms were rare expensive water balloons— Andrea
- When I was 8 or so, I thought that condoms were just high tech balloons.— Jess
- i use to believe....that cement trucks carried balloons to the Bozo circus....lol— Laura