This started when a friend told me about Purgatory.
You know how there is "A match made in heaven" and sometimes "A match made in hell"?
Well, My next door neighbors were very boring, and I always used to call them "A match made in Purgatory"!
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- I used to think that eggs were made in a factory. The oval shell made them fit perfectly in the egg cartons.— Sherry
- I used to think eyedust was made by people who lived in your eyes and made buns.— The world looks to me.
- i thought salt made food cold, since pepper made it *hot* — cattiva
- I used to believe that the twinkling of the stars made the sounds that crickets made.Anon