When It is lightning god is bowling when it is thunder he got a strike when its raining angels are crying when its haling god is playing golf because hail can be the size of a golf ball
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- I used to belive that the Gulf war was actually the Golf war and the people hit each other with golf clubs...— golfgirl
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf