my cousin used to tell me that if i put roll-on liquid soap, they used to make for kids in different colors, my breasts would grow. my chest was NEVER dirty!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to think that you pull the string on a tampon and it would roll out to make a sanitary towelAnon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- Migets were people who were bad when they were kids and there parents didn't let them grow up.— Teresa
- I used to believe that drinking cups of viniger would make you grow big and strong— en
- I used to believe that if you used the kids' shampoos that said 'no tears' it would make you happy.— Emmy