When I was about five or six, my mother and I got into a taxicab and the driver said, "Where do you want to go?".
I thought he was talking in general, so I said, "New York!"
Note: I was living in England at the time.
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- When I was young I thought that York Peppermint Patties were illegal drugs.— Shirley B.
- When my brother was 5 I use to swap a $5.00 note for lots of coins because he thought that I had more money— MATT NEWTON
- Until recently I thought that Scotland was seperate from England. I am 27 Anon