In 1st grade the teacher told us on our first day that we could get detention for misbehaving, and I was terrified of having it happen to me. I thought detention meant you weren't allowed to go home that day and you had to stay at school all night copying lines onto the chalkboard until class started again the next morning. One day I finally did get detention - I was whistling during class and didn't admit to it when the teacher asked who was whistling; but a girl one desk over told on me. My impending detention was the only thing I could think about for the rest of class. Needless to say, I was VERY surprised and underwhelmed when the teacher told me, 5 minutes after everyone had left, that my detention was over and that I could go home.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that water towers were detention centres for naughty dolphins— Ian
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- Grandmother told me if I whistled in the bathroom the devil would come get me because I was whistling for him.— Peanut @ Lake Tawakoni Tx
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.