When my teacher told me to mind my P's and Q's, I thought she was saying "peas in queues" and I was like, "That doesn't make sense!".
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- My mom told my sister that if she didn't eat her peas, her period would last for an entire month.— Maya
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- I didn't mind eating lambs brains when I was a kid because I thought it would make me smart.Anon
- When i was little i would not eat sweetcorn, so my mum told me it was not sweetcorn but yellow peasAnon
- Yesterday I realised that invisible ink doesn`t make me invisible.— Jonathan Eleven years old