I overheard my grandfather ask, "Who owns the media in New Zealand?" but I thought he was saying, "Amelia". Amelia is his cat, and we live in New Zealand, so I was like, "You do!".
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- i used to think the whole world was new zealand— Matt
- I used to believe New Zealand and Australia were part of the UK because they have a UK flag on their flags — H
- When i was little, i thought Santa Claus was my grandfather— Junie
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- I used to belive that sometimes my grandfather drew the clouds for me. Anon
- I used to believe that if I poked my grandfather in the belly-button he would spit out quarters. — Justin