I thought the C-word was crap.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought that "fool" and "What in the World?" and "crap" where ultra-vulgar words.Anon
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to think that everytime a chicken took a crap it laid an egg. I was so nieve.— Bob.
- When my grandma was little, her dad would tell her that the freckles on her face and arms were fly crap.Anon
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.