When I was four through six, I attended this school which had "the golden rules", only the paper these rules were written on was actually yellow, not gold, so I thought that they ought to be called the "yellow rules".
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that the law was a number of rules on a notice board outside Buckingham Palace.— Nathan Vasey
- I used to believe the Golden Calf produced liquid gold instead of milk.— Trisha
- I thought that kids' pee was yellow and adults' pee was clear.— Aretia
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I used to believe that if i behaved badly i would be taken away in a yellow van.— Mattio
- I used to believe that we all lived in a yellow submarine— Jacob