I used to believe that people got babies when they got hurt and at the hospital they would give the baby as a reward. This was because when my cousin was born I asked my parents “ How did auntie get her?” They’re reply was that my aunt was wearing high heels and she slipped, so she was taken to the hospital and they gave her a baby of her choice. So one time I was throwing up a lot and then I was taken to the hospital. When the doctor said we can go back home I asked “ But where’s my baby?”. The doctor was speechless and my parents looked at eachother embarrassed.
A childhood belief about being ill

others believed things like this
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I thought baby back ribs were from actual babiesAnon
- When i was little i thought casualty was a big hospital in londonAnon
- when i was 4 i believed i could breathe under water, one day i decided to try it and woke up in the hospital!Anon
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood