There was a brand of shampoo called Kids Only, so I thought that if my mum tried to use it, she physically wouldn't be able to.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- When a soldiers went AWOL in the movies, I thought they physically climbed over "A Wall".— D Rumsfeld
- I thought the "physically fit" lines in the song "I Like to Move It" were "fizzy coloured feet".Anon
- I used to believe that people only grew, physically and in age, on their birthday. — Aretia
- I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.— Grungi
- I used to believe that if you used people shampoo on a dog, the dog would turn into a human.Anon
- i used to believe that if someone take his bath with a hair shampoo, their body will become hairy.— roslin