This one is actually my uncle. He lived with Granny and Granddad and my mother and aunt in a house next to a butcher's shop or something that had "hydra" written on the sign.
My uncle couldn't read back then and thought that the sign had his name on them.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- When I was little I used to think that my uncle lived in a bus shelter.— tigga
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon