I thought "Konnichiwa" was a Japanese dish involving a piece of corn on a stick. I think it's because "Konn" and "corn" sound similar.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that corn was pigs teeth. And when it was corn on the cob, I thought it was the jaw.— Brianna
- When I was little, I had tiny toes and beleived that ducks mistook them for kernels of corn and eat them.— Seguin
- I used to think that pickles were made out of frog skin and corn was old peoples teeth.— mandy
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon
- I used to think that everything involving the name Alice had to be Wonderland or Looking Glass related.Anon