My mum told my brother that 'twat' meant pregnant goldfish. Imagine the hilarity in school when he is asked what rhymes with cat.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- my brother told me rice crispies were really fish eggs we gave to the goldfish. I never ate rice crispies.— johnboy
- -nursery rhymes-
i used to believe that cows could jump over the moon when I was a kid.— Aloysius - Up until the age of nine, I used to think that Marmalade was made out of goldfish.— Sadie
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt