A baby-sitter once told me that peanutbutter really was baby-shit. I never ate peanutbutter again.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanutbutter were actually bonesAnon
- when i was a little kid, i thought that the "baby sitter" was actually gunna sit on me hahaAnon
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- when I was little I was afraid of flies until mom told me they were baby birds!— Lisa