My mother used to believe that if she said the world "fuck" she would go to hell. So, when she was really frustrated with something, she would scream "Father Uncle Cousin King!" She later got over her fear of "fuck".
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that my father was the tallest man in the world— tiara
- I thought the lyrics to "Don't fear the reaper" were "Don't fear the reefer"— who new?
- i used to believe that mother and father didn't sleeped— yacine.tah du 91
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon
- I used to believe that if you said hell 50 times you went to hell— a big boff
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly