When I was younger, my cousin used to tell me that there was bird poop inside every choloate Cadbury Easter Egg. I would then stop eating my candy and end up giving it to her to eat. When she ate it like nothing, I would ask her, "If there's bird poop inside, then how come you get to eat it?" She replied, "Because I'm special." It wasn't until I was about 8 that I realized that she was only kidding.
A childhood belief about sweeties
others believed things like this
- My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.— Tom
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to think that the Cadbury eggs, that come out at Easter, were filled with real egg yolk.— d
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee