I used to think stollen cake was stolen cake and got scared when my parents bought it at Christmas time because I thought they'd be arrested for shoplifting, and that certainly wouldn't make a nice family Christmas at home.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe making a cake from scratch meant using a box mix rather than buying a cake from the store.— EZ
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- when i was 4 i thought an earthquake was an earth cake!— chardog
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- I thought that Devil's food cake was invented by Satanists!— Dietrich Corby
- I used to believe that all dessert was birthday cake.— David